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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":327}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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